How do I get to do whatever I want with her in bed?

[Dog]

My girlfriend is nice enough I guess but she sucks in bed! When I say "sucks" I of course mean that she is lousy in bed. In general, she sucks nothing, not even spaghetti!

She is weak, floppy and shows no interest what so ever!

How do I get to do whatever I want with her in bed?

Original post and reply here: http://www.askdog.com/2006/12/12/how-do-i-get-to-do-whatever-i-want-with-her-in-bed/

[Hopeless Romantic]

Yes, I think you are the problem. If you were able to turn her on the RIGHT way, I'm sure this would not be happening. The way I see it, you are already doing whatever you want with her in bed, you're just not doing what SHE wants in bed.

Communication is key people!

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