My fiance is a huge Fantasy and Lord of the Rings fan, and she hopes to have plastic surgery to make her ears elvish-looking... I have told her it's over between us if she goes ahead with her plan. I'm not walking around with an elf looking mother of our future children!
Both our families are extremely conservative and they would flip-out, and probably disown her if she turned herself in to a pointy-eared elf.
How do I deal with my elf-wannabe girlfriend?
Original post and reply here:
http://www.askdog.com/2008/05/21/how-do-i-deal-with-my-elf-wannabe-girlfriend/